$43.00$57.00
Cow abduction | Deluxe Unisex Tee
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We don’t make the rules… cows get abducted sometimes. 🛸
Whether you’re into UFOs, conspiracy theories, or just love a good inside joke, this tee’s got you covered. Our original cow abduction design brings together classic alien lore with a bold, colorful graphic that’s guaranteed to get people talking (or at least laughing).
Perfect for casual hangouts, festivals, or as that unexpected gift nobody sees coming — this shirt’s a sure conversation starter.
Every tee is printed to order in the USA on a super soft, premium cotton shirt made to last. You’re backing a family-run business, and yeah… that means a lot to us.
Why people love it:
- Super soft, breathable cotton blend
- Hand-drawn, exclusive UFO design you won’t find anywhere else
- High-quality print that won’t fade or crack
- Classic unisex fit — true to size (size up for a chill, oversized look)
- Pre-shrunk and made for daily wear
For the believers, the skeptics… and the ones who just really like cows. -
Fast USA Shipping
We print every shirt to order in the USA and ship within 2–4 business days.
📦 USA: 3–7 business days after shipping
🌎 International: 7–14 business days with tracking
Easy Returns & Exchanges
Wrong size? Didn’t love it? No problem — we’ll make it right.
You’re covered by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. -
Will this shrink?
Nope — pre-shrunk cotton holds its shape.
Is the print high quality?
Absolutely — vibrant colors, no cracking or peeling.
Who makes these shirts?
We do. We’re a small family business and every order is printed with care right here in the USA.
What if I need a different size?
No worries — just message us. We’ll take care of it.
Got questions? Hit our chat — we’re here for you.
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